Hier ist noch eine von Brent Spiners Twitter-Geschichten. Diese hat Brent nach der Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas 2011 im Rio Hotel & Casino, auf der er im August zu Gast war, getwittert. Sehr schön und witzig, es wäre schade, wenn sie verloren gehen würde.
I’ve decided to stay in Vegas permanently. Many exiting opportunities. I will be dealing blackjack at The Golden Horseshoe. Come and see me.
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Wow. Fired already. I had no idea Kings and tens had the same value. I mean, a King should be worth more than a ten, right?
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Hitchhiking home from Vegas. Should be there in three or four hours. Gotta love the battery life on this computer.
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Stopping at the Outlet Mall. So many bargains. Nice pots and pans at Williams Sonoma. I’ll take as many as I can carry in my backpack.
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Getting very tired. Must’ve made at least a mile. Crock pot is weighing me down. Must throw it away. But, I won’t let go of my waffle iron.
17 Aug Favorisieren Retweeten Antwort
Time to rest. Been walking all day. My dogs are barking. Boiling water for soup. Only trouble is, it comes out in the shape of a waffle.
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Walking again. Gee, it sure gets hot in the desert. Really hungry. No food. Tried to eat my leg last nite. Then, remembered I am vegetarian.
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Found a Starbucks. Turned out to be a mirage. The mirage barista asked if I wanted room in my coffee. Handed me an empty cup. ARRRRRRGH!
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I’m lost or maybe lost my mind. There’s a beautiful woman walking towards me. No. It’s a Native American dude. Not so mad I’m not still PC.
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Nice guy. He could see I was hungry. Traded my waffle iron for a bag of mushrooms. Very tasty. Threw in some beads, too! Should be fine now.
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Ate the mushrooms. Almost ate the beads by mistake. That was a close one. When I looked up, the guy was gone. Feeling funny. Good funny.
18 Aug Favorisieren Retweeten Antwort
Many colors. Streaks of colors. Wow. Why did I say that? Wow. Said it again. Like I’m flying. Someone is standing next to me. Oh, hi God.
18 Aug Favorisieren Retweeten Antwort
God snapped his fingers and a nice campfire appeared. Sort of a burning bush. We sat around and shmoozing about the old days over drinks.
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God: „You know Brent, you remind me a lot of Moses. Just around the eyes.“ „Wow.“ I didn’t tell him but he looked quite a bit like Nic Cage.
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God:“Go to sleep now, and dream crazy dreams“. „Can you tell me, first, why Hitler?“ Why disease? Why natural disasters that kill millions?“
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God:“Same reason you killed Data in Nemesis. It seemed like a good idea at the time.“ I drifted into tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
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Woke up. A spider crawled out of my mouth. God was gone. I could see L.A. Must’ve walked all night. Or flown. Almost home. Really hungry.
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A note and a paper bag by my side.“Thought you might be hungry when you woke up.“ God left me something to eat. What a great guy. Opened it.
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Inside was a box of waffle batter. God moves in mysterious ways. Should’ve asked him for a sponsor for for Fresh Hell. Later, dudes.
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Remember in „The Ten Commandments“ after Moses saw God in the burning bush, he looked so much older? That’s how I look now.
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