Hier ist noch eine Geschichte von Brent Spiner (Android Lieutenant Commander Data in der US-Science-Fiction-Serie “Raumschiff Enterprise: Das nächste Jahrhundert”/“Star Trek: The Next Generation”/TNG – 1987 bis 1994), die er Dezember 2010 getwittert hat.
Poor New York. Stranded in the snow. Glad I’m not there…Hey, wait a minute. What’s all that white stuff outside?
10:25:53 am ET Dec 27th from web
Got snowshoes for the whole family. Traded for 3 Data action figures and one Worf. Thank goodness I keep them handy. We’re walking out.
9:18:55 am ET Dec 28th from web
Still walking. Made it as far as the George Washington Bridge. Out of food and Picard figures. The others have perished. Had to eat them.
10:31:05 am ET Dec 29th from web
Found a deli open in NJ. Owner didn’t know Star Trek. Was a “Material Girls” fan. Gave him autograph for loaf of bread and jar of plum jam.
11:31:57 am ET Dec 29th from web”
Found abandoned car stuck in the snow. Hunkering down for the night inside. A half-eaten salami in the back seat. What to do? What to do?
4:55:48 pm ET Dec 29th from web
It’s one thing to eat the bodies of your friends and family. Like a sacrament. But processed pig? Yuk. Although, it may be Kosher.
4:57:51 pm ET Dec 29th from web
Good news. Found a bottle of Vodka under the front seat. Should warm me up and put me to sleep. It’s Smirnoff, but what the hey?
5:06:00 pm ET Dec 29th from web
Vodka and plum jam sandwich. . Gonna stretch out in the back seat. I’ll start fresh in the morning. Gotta save battery on computer. ZZZzzzzz
6:33:02 pm ET Dec 29th from web
Made it through the night. Slight headache. Found a can-opener on the floor. Wish I could find a can of tofu or something. Walking again.
9:14:47 am ET Dec 30th from web
Someone stole my snowshoes. Left a note. “Peeked through the window. Couldn’t believe it was you. Why’d you let them kill Data. Sucker.”
9:24:32 am ET Dec 30th from web
Filled empty Smirnoff bottle with snow. When it melts, water. Walking along Palisades. Beautiful view. Warming up a littl…Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
9:31:43 am ET Dec 30th from web
Fell into a cavern of some sort. Hmm, my arm seems to be stuck between two rocks. Can’t get it out. Wow. Don’t panic. Heeellllpppppp!!!!!!!
10:22:11 am ET Dec 30th from web
The snow in the bottle melted. I have a little water. And sandwiches. Though, it’s difficult to spread plum jam on bread with one hand.
11:03:39 am ET Dec 30th from web
Out of water. Thirsty. Nothing to wash the sandwich down. Need air.Getting dizzy. Losing consciousness. Losing followers. Always happens.
11:53:34 am ET Dec 30th from web
Ow!! Something bit my cheek! Dogs! No, rats the size of dogs! Get out of here you varmints! Oh God. They ate the rest of the jam and bread.
3:31:27 pm ET Dec 30th from web
Delirious. Hallucinating. What a lousy place to spend New Year’s Eve. Though, I’ve probably been to worse parties. Gotta get out of here.
9:14:59 am ET Dec 31st from web
No choice. Must cut off arm or I will perish in this Godforsaken place. I would use glass from the jar of jam if the rats hadn’t taken it.
9:21:32 am ET Dec 31st from web
Not able to tweet for a few minutes. Busy cutting my arm off w/can opener. When the Lord closes the door, He opens a little window.
9:31:06 am ET Dec 31st from web
Hunpff! Wha…Have I been dreaming? Where am I? JFK Airport! Oh Thank God! Just a dream! Hooray!…Hey…Where’s my arm? WHERE’S MY ARM!!!!!
10:01:21 am ET Dec 31st from web
Und noch ein Video von der “Official Star Trek Convention: The Celebration of the 25th Anniversary of The Next Generation” im Crowne Plaza Hotel Cherry Hill/New Jersey. Brent ärgert LeVar Burton.
(Quelle:celebritytwits.com)
